Just Put [The Broken Headboard] On My Tab

Title: Just Put [The Broken Headboard] On My Tab
Summary: Josh: Was that your first time breaking a headboard? Rob: No! [laughing]
Rating: NC-17 might not even cover this one.
Disclaimer: I don’t own them but they kinda own me.
Notes: This is dedicated to two wonderfully evil friends who plant these seeds in my head and get my muse all worked up. 

Birthday Surprise

Title: Birthday Surprises
Rating: PG (I know, right? I'm shocked too!!!)
Summary: Fluffy future-take from the Faithfully universe. You don't have to have read that story to get this one, but it might help. 
Disclaimer: I don’t own them but they kinda own me.
Notes: Not beta’ed. This is for a very special person. She knows who she is. :)

You, Me & MaryJane

Title: You, Me, & Mary Jane
Rating: NC-17…Chris is afraid of posting smut but you KNOW Tara isn’t!
Summary: Kristen’s birthday wishes come true…and then some! Collab with bluangleyes75
Notes: Not beta’ed. Also, we don’t own them.

12 Smuts of Christmas

Title: The 12 Smuts of Christmas
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Christmas. Smut. Need I say more?
Disclaimer: I don’t own them but they kinda own me.
Notes: Not betaed.  This is the complete collection...they were originally posted as several posts on LJ.

Hours Ago

Title: Hours Ago
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Prompt given by rainpuddle13: Whirlwind
Disclaimer: I don’t own them but they kinda own me.
Notes: Not betaed; all mistakes are mine. 

Vertigo

Title: Vertigo
Rating: R
Summary: Collaborative fic between rainpuddle13, sloppy_drunk & thedustyshade. This is our theory. Although we're sincerely hoping this is just the hugest punk ever.
Disclaimer: Not ours. And we don't know what really happened. 
Notes: All mistakes are ours.  Originally posted in two parts on LJ...all of it in one post here.

Hanging in the Balance

Title: Hanging in the Balance
Rating: NC-17
Summary: The aftermath. I warn you, this is FAR from fluff. Read at your own risk.
Disclaimer: I don’t own them but they kinda own me.
Notes: I in no way, know what really went down. I am simply a fan of Robert and Kristen, both together and separately. This is simply a therapeutic release for me as I can’t quite articulate how I feel and what I hope any other way. Thanks thedustyshade for pre-reading. All mistakes are mine. Also, I'm posting this exclusively to werkdelusional for now. I don't know if I'll ever post it anywhere else. *shrug* I purposely left this kind of open-ended because I still have ideas floating through my head, so if you'd like to see it continued, by all means, tell me.

Hardly/Likely

Title: Hardly/Likely
Rating: R
Summary: Cannes.
Disclaimer: I don't own them but they kinda own me.
Notes: Thanks to Kris for betaing this even while she was on holiday. <3 

Oh, Cupcake

Title: Oh, Cupcake
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Kristen's birthday is just an excuse for me to write smut. With very little plot.
Disclaimer: I don’t own them but they kinda own me.
Notes: Today’s ~inspirational pictures are: 1 & 2. NSFW. Really, you shouldn’t be reading this RPF at work, anyway. :P The cupcake is here. Thanks to loveisaduel_x & allmannerofsins for looking this over.

Hobo Masters of the Universe

Title: Hobo Masters of the Universe
Rating: NC-17 (Not my smut though.)
Summary: Birthday present for amybtvsfreak. She requested a fic about Rob & Kristen reading 50 Shades.
Notes: Super big hugs and ass slaps to allmannerofsins. Couldn’t have written this without you. Also, just in case a little bit of my bias comes across in my writing, I feel I should say that I flounced MOTU about 5 chapters in, and I’m way beyond being over this whole phenomenon that the “novel” has become. Bold text is from the book. I found the excerpt here. No copyright infringement intended. It’s not mine...thank goodness.
Disclaimer: I don’t own them, but they kinda own me.

Little Star

Title: Little Star
Summary: Future fic. Babies, fluff, smut. 
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: I don’t own them but they kinda own me.
Notes: Thanks to my lovey allmannerofsins, as always!

Wet Dream

Title: Wet Dream
Summary: Just a little smutty gift for robstenfan_93. I used this photo as my inspiration for this story. 
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: I don’t own them but they kinda own me.
Notes: Thanks to darlingsaila & amybtvsfreak for pre-reading! The cheesy cliche at the bottom is just for you, Amy! ;)

Home

Title: Home
Summary: Birthday smut for my lovey allmannerofsins. She requested a story about Rob’s reaction to Kristen’s ‘W’ shoot.
Rating: NC-17 
Disclaimer: I don’t own them but they kinda own me.
Notes: I apologize in advance for my obsession with Rob saying the word "pussy."

Last Dollar

Title: Last Dollar
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: I don't own them but they kinda own me.
Summary: A little bit of fluff, smut, Bear and wishful thinking in Toronto. ;)
Notes: Not entirely beta'ed. Mistakes are my own. Written as an engagement gift to the best Sissy in the world, ofplaidandstoli. 

Let's Just Kiss

Title: Let's Just Kiss
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Gettin' kinky at an after-party, gettin' cheeky in the car, and gettin' it on back at the hotel.
Disclaimer: I don't own them but they kinda own me.
Notes: Written for dorkfish04 in a not-so-subtle attempt to get her to read moar RPF. Mucho love and leg-humping to mah lurve allmannerofsins.

While the Kiddo's Away...the Parents Will Play

Title: While the Kiddo's away...the Parents Will Play (A 'Faithfully/Parenthood' Smuttake)
Rating: NC-17
Summary: “You stand by me, I’m forever yours.” Yep, it's totes a cheesy premise. And you love it. :P
Disclaimer: I don’t own them but they kinda own me.
Notes: I needed to write some raunchy smut, so here’s an outtake for you. As always, dedicated to my sissy ofplaidandstoli who is always there for me. Love you. Not betaed. 

Dirty

Title: Dirty
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Shower sex. In Brazil. Written for fityouinmyheart's Holiday Fic Exchange.
Disclaimer: I don't own them but they kinda own me.

Be My Naughty Valentine

Title: Be My Naughty Valentine
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Valentine’s smutty times. Need I say more? Written as a belated not-so-secret santa gift for eksdj.
Disclaimer: I don’t own them but they kinda own me.
Notes: This is rather kinky, even for me, lol. Thanks to Katie for the pre-read and, as always, to Kris. 

Our Reflections

Title: Our Reflections (Written in the 'Somewhere I Wanna Go' universe)
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Pre-MMA Smut
Disclaimer: I don’t own them but they kinda own me.
Notes: Beta’ed by the wonderful allmannerofsins. 
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