Title: Just Put [The Broken Headboard] On My Tab
Summary: Josh: Was that your first time breaking a headboard? Rob: No! [laughing]
Rating: NC-17 might not even cover this one.
Disclaimer: I don’t own them but they kinda own me.
Notes: This is dedicated to two wonderfully evil friends who plant these seeds in my head and get my muse all worked up.
Title: You, Me, & Mary Jane
Rating: NC-17…Chris is afraid of posting smut but you KNOW Tara isn’t!
Summary: Kristen’s birthday wishes come true…and then some! Collab with bluangleyes75
Notes: Not beta’ed. Also, we don’t own them.
Title: SurprisesRating: NC-17Summary: Just drabbles (well, one "drabble-shot" because it's pushing the word limit for a drabble, lol)Disclaimer: I don’t own them but they kinda own me.Notes: Not beta’ed.
Title: The 12 Smuts of Christmas
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Christmas. Smut. Need I say more?
Disclaimer: I don’t own them but they kinda own me.
Notes: Not betaed. This is the complete collection...they were originally posted as several posts on LJ.
Title: Untitled...I'm lazy.Summary: Smut drabblesRating: NC-17Disclaimer: I don’t own them but they kinda own me.Notes: Not betaed. God bless rainpuddle13...she gives good prompts. ;)
Title: Somewhere I Wanna Go
Rating: NC-17
Summary: I asked rainpuddle13 for smutty prompts.
Disclaimer: I don’t own them but they kinda own me.
Notes: Not betaed; all mistakes are mine. These are random so I'm just throwing them into the SIWG universe.
Title: Hanging in the BalanceRating: NC-17Summary: The aftermath. I warn you, this is FAR from fluff. Read at your own risk.Disclaimer: I don’t own them but they kinda own me.Notes: I in no way, know what really went down. I am simply a fan of Robert and Kristen, both together and separately. This is simply a therapeutic release for me as I can’t quite articulate how I feel and what I hope any other way. Thanks thedustyshade for pre-reading. All mistakes are mine. Also, I'm posting this exclusively to werkdelusional for now. I don't know if I'll ever post it anywhere else. *shrug* I purposely left this kind of open-ended because I still have ideas floating through my head, so if you'd like to see it continued, by all means, tell me.
Title: Oh, Cupcake
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Kristen's birthday is just an excuse for me to write smut. With very little plot.
Disclaimer: I don’t own them but they kinda own me.
Notes: Today’s ~inspirational pictures are: 1 & 2. NSFW. Really, you shouldn’t be reading this RPF at work, anyway. :P The cupcake is here. Thanks to loveisaduel_x & allmannerofsins for looking this over.
Title: Hobo Masters of the UniverseRating: NC-17 (Not my smut though.)Summary: Birthday present for amybtvsfreak. She requested a fic about Rob & Kristen reading 50 Shades.Notes: Super big hugs and ass slaps to allmannerofsins. Couldn’t have written this without you. Also, just in case a little bit of my bias comes across in my writing, I feel I should say that I flounced MOTU about 5 chapters in, and I’m way beyond being over this whole phenomenon that the “novel” has become. Bold text is from the book. I found the excerpt here. No copyright infringement intended. It’s not mine...thank goodness.Disclaimer: I don’t own them, but they kinda own me.
TITLE: Somewhere I Wanna Go
RATING: NC-17
SUMMARY: Normal is a statistic based upon a majority.
DISCLAIMER: I don't own them but they kinda own me.
NOTES: Beta’ed by my lovely allmannerofsins. Special shout-out to robstenfan_93, who has been patiently waiting for this set of drabbles. :)
Title: Little Star
Summary: Future fic. Babies, fluff, smut.
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: I don’t own them but they kinda own me.
Notes: Thanks to my lovey allmannerofsins, as always!
TITLE: Somewhere I Wanna Go
RATING: NC-17
SUMMARY: Normal is a statistic based upon a majority.
DISCLAIMER: I don't own them but they kinda own me.
NOTES: ‘Tis tradition at this point to do a drabble set after the MMAs. The previous sets are here: 2009& 2010 Also, if you haven’t read the one-shot wrote for the 2011 MMAs, make sure you do, because these will tie in with that.
Title: Wet DreamSummary: Just a little smutty gift for robstenfan_93. I used this photo as my inspiration for this story. Rating: NC-17Disclaimer: I don’t own them but they kinda own me.Notes: Thanks to darlingsaila & amybtvsfreak for pre-reading! The cheesy cliche at the bottom is just for you, Amy! ;)
Title: HomeSummary: Birthday smut for my lovey allmannerofsins. She requested a story about Rob’s reaction to Kristen’s ‘W’ shoot.Rating: NC-17 Disclaimer: I don’t own them but they kinda own me.Notes: I apologize in advance for my obsession with Rob saying the word "pussy."
Title: Somewhere I Wanna Go (Airport, Jealousy, In-Laws)Rating: PGSummary: Normal is a statistic based upon a majority.Disclaimer: I don’t own them but they kinda own me.Notes: As always, thanks to my darling allmannerofsins. I’m forever your ho. :)
TITLE: Somewhere I Wanna GoRATING: NC-17SUMMARY: Normal is a statistic based upon a majority.DISCLAIMER: I don't own them but they kinda own me.NOTES: Trailer secks written for mah sissy ofplaidandstoli. Not beta'ed. Also, these did not go the way I intended them to. They just kinda wrote themselves....
TITLE: Somewhere I Wanna GoRATING: NC-17SUMMARY: Normal is a statistic based upon a majority.DISCLAIMER: I don't own them but they kinda own me.
Title: Last DollarRating: NC-17Disclaimer: I don't own them but they kinda own me.Summary: A little bit of fluff, smut, Bear and wishful thinking in Toronto. ;)Notes: Not entirely beta'ed. Mistakes are my own. Written as an engagement gift to the best Sissy in the world, ofplaidandstoli.
Title: What Got Us Here
Rating: NC-17, overall;
Summary: A little bit of fluff, a little bit of lovin’; the little (and big) moments that lead Rob & Kristen through Breaking Dawn filming.
Disclaimer: I don’t own them but they kinda own me.
Notes: OK, so here's the deal. I've been a little blocked with this story, so instead of chapters, I'm just going to make this a series that can be read on its own so I don't feel so pressured. :) Anyway...only partially beta'ed, so mistakes are mine. Thanks to allmannerofsins for...everything. ILY BB.
Previous Parts: Prologue | Part 1 | Part 2
Title: Let's Just KissRating: NC-17Summary: Gettin' kinky at an after-party, gettin' cheeky in the car, and gettin' it on back at the hotel.Disclaimer: I don't own them but they kinda own me.Notes: Written for dorkfish04 in a not-so-subtle attempt to get her to read moar RPF. Mucho love and leg-humping to mah lurve allmannerofsins.
