Drabble Set [Rumor Humor Prompt Table]

Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I don’t own them but they kinda own me.
 

Rumor Humor Prompt Table
1.	2.	3.	4.
{girls, girls, girls}	{grainy pictures with red circles}	{lesbian}	{pregnancy}
5.	6.	7.	8.
{marriage}	{twitter}	{fake-up}	{homeless}

Just Put [The Broken Headboard] On My Tab

Title: Just Put [The Broken Headboard] On My Tab
Summary: Josh: Was that your first time breaking a headboard? Rob: No! [laughing]
Rating: NC-17 might not even cover this one.
Disclaimer: I don’t own them but they kinda own me.
Notes: This is dedicated to two wonderfully evil friends who plant these seeds in my head and get my muse all worked up. 

You, Me & MaryJane

Title: You, Me, & Mary Jane
Rating: NC-17…Chris is afraid of posting smut but you KNOW Tara isn’t!
Summary: Kristen’s birthday wishes come true…and then some! Collab with bluangleyes75
Notes: Not beta’ed. Also, we don’t own them.

Lost Treasures, Prologue & Chapter One

Title: Lost Treasures
Rating: NC-17 overall
Summary: Cleaning out the skeletons in Rob & Kristen’s closet, one sweet trinket at a time.
Disclaimer: I don’t own them but they kinda own me.
Notes: Dedicated to bluangleyes75 because, well, it’s her plotline. :)

Lost Treasures, Chapter 3

Title: Lost Treasures
Rating: NC-17 overall
Summary: Cleaning out the skeletons in Rob & Kristen’s closet, one sweet trinket at a time.
Disclaimer: I don’t own them but they kinda own me.
Notes: Dedicated to bluangleyes because, well, it’s her plotline. :)
Previous Chapters: Prologue & Chapter 1 | Chapter 2

Lost Treasures, Chapter 2

Title: Lost Treasures
Rating: NC-17 overall
Summary: Cleaning out the skeletons in Rob & Kristen’s closet, one sweet trinket at a time.
Disclaimer: I don’t own them but they kinda own me.
Notes: Dedicated to bluangleyes75 because, well, it’s her plotline. :)
Previous Chapters: Prologue & Chapter 1

My Heart Will Go On (and on and on...) [Drabble Set]

Title: My Heart Will Go On (and on and on)
Rating: Hard R for a wee bit of smut.
Summary: Inspired by a conversation I had on twitter yesterday with @tacky_antiques & @TheOtherEmma. I’m giving them full credit for any of their quotes that I used. LOL.
Disclaimer: I don’t own them but they kinda own me.
Notes: Not beta’ed. Happy April Fool’s Day. Because this is certainly appropriate. Also, I purposely wrote the first one the way I did so that you didn’t know who said what. I know how I picture it in my head, but I’d love to see how y’all see it happening. ;)

Hobo Masters of the Universe

Title: Hobo Masters of the Universe
Rating: NC-17 (Not my smut though.)
Summary: Birthday present for amybtvsfreak. She requested a fic about Rob & Kristen reading 50 Shades.
Notes: Super big hugs and ass slaps to allmannerofsins. Couldn’t have written this without you. Also, just in case a little bit of my bias comes across in my writing, I feel I should say that I flounced MOTU about 5 chapters in, and I’m way beyond being over this whole phenomenon that the “novel” has become. Bold text is from the book. I found the excerpt here. No copyright infringement intended. It’s not mine...thank goodness.
Disclaimer: I don’t own them, but they kinda own me.

Somewhere I Wanna Go [Drabble Set for "Skinny Love" Prompt Table]

TITLE: Somewhere I Wanna Go
RATING: NC-17
SUMMARY: Normal is a statistic based upon a majority.
DISCLAIMER: I don't own them but they kinda own me.
NOTES: Beta’ed by my lovely allmannerofsins. Special shout-out to robstenfan_93, who has been patiently waiting for this set of drabbles. :) 

Little Star

Title: Little Star
Summary: Future fic. Babies, fluff, smut. 
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: I don’t own them but they kinda own me.
Notes: Thanks to my lovey allmannerofsins, as always!

Costume Wars [Drabble Set]

Title: Costume Wars
Rating: PG-13, I guess
Summary: Rob & Kristen discuss what to dress up as for Halloween.
Disclaimer: I don’t own them but they kinda own me.

Somewhere I Wanna Go [Drabble Set for "Skinny Love" Prompt Table]

TITLE: Somewhere I Wanna Go
RATING: NC-17
SUMMARY: Normal is a statistic based upon a majority.
DISCLAIMER: I don't own them but they kinda own me.
NOTES: ‘Tis tradition at this point to do a drabble set after the MMAs. The previous sets are here: 2009& 2010 Also, if you haven’t read the one-shot  wrote for the 2011 MMAs, make sure you do, because these will tie in with that. 

Wet Dream

Title: Wet Dream
Summary: Just a little smutty gift for robstenfan_93. I used this photo as my inspiration for this story. 
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: I don’t own them but they kinda own me.
Notes: Thanks to darlingsaila & amybtvsfreak for pre-reading! The cheesy cliche at the bottom is just for you, Amy! ;)

Somewhere I Wanna Go [Drabble Set for Skinny Love Prompt Table]

TITLE: Somewhere I Wanna Go
RATING: NC-17
SUMMARY: Normal is a statistic based upon a majority.
DISCLAIMER: I don't own them but they kinda own me.

Somewhere I Wanna Go [Drabble Set for Skinny Love Prompt Table]

Title: Somewhere I Wanna GoTable/Prompts: Dog, Blonde, SuitRating: PG-13Summary: Normal is a statistic based upon a majority.Disclaimer: I don't own them but they kinda own me.Notes: Continuing this universe with table prompts made by myself and allmannerofsins. 

Somewhere I Wanna Go [Drabble Set for Skinny Love Prompt Table]

Table/Prompts: Bowl, Cash, Patience
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Normal is a statistic based upon a majority.
Disclaimer: I don't own them but they kinda own me.
Notes: Continuing this universe with table prompts made by myself and allmannerofsins. 

What Got Us Here [Part 2]

Title: What Got Us Here
Rating: NC-17, overall; PG-13 this chapter.
Summary: A little bit of fluff, a little bit of lovin’; the little (and big) moments that lead Rob & Kristen through Breaking Dawn filming.
Disclaimer: I don’t own them but they kinda own me.
Notes: The song I used is Skinny Love by Bon Iver, chose by allmannerofsins. Not beta'ed.

Previous Chapters: Prologue| Part 1

What Got Us Here [Part 1]

Title: What Got Us Here
Rating: NC-17, overall; 
Summary: A little bit of fluff, a little bit of lovin’; the little (and big) moments that lead Rob & Kristen through Breaking Dawn filming.
Disclaimer: I don’t own them but they kinda own me.
Notes: Please keep in mind that these chapters might jump around and overlap a little. I hadn’t originally intended it to be that way, but that’s how it’s turning out. Unbeta’ed because real life has been cockblocking me and allmannerofsins.

Previous Chapters: prologue

Somewhere I Wanna Go [Drabble Set for Productivity 100]

TITLE: Somewhere I Wanna Go
BETA: allmannerofsins; you are the Legs to my McGee.
POSTING OPTION: #1
PAIRING/POV: Rob/Kristen
PROMPT: #64 Obsession, #27 Co-Worker, #22 Closer, #82 Shudder, #45 Hair
RATING: PG-13
SUMMARY: Normal is a statistic based upon a majority.
WARNINGS: None.
DISCLAIMER: I don't own them but they kinda own me.
NOTES: Who's excited for the MMAs? ;)  Other stuff that goes with this one:  2010, 2011, and this one-shot.